i peed my pants today
to see if i still pee
- johnny cash :cowboy-cri: :duane:
One time before a concert I was so goddamn tired I decided to chug two energy drinks back to back and got in my car with a couple friends to head to the city. It was Friday night and we hit really bad traffic, like complete standstill. Anyways felt my stomach rumbling and before you know it I was trying to let out some gas but it started getting really gross. Long story short I shit myself on the bridge with no where to go. We stopped at my friends house and I ran to the bathroom and took a shower lmao but I had to ditch my skivvies out the 4 story window cause I was so embarrassed to say anything. So I went commando to the concert in jeans which was extremely uncomfortable to dance in with the chafing lol
Gotta have the plastic pee bottle under the driver’s seat.
Essential.
Though even then you’re bound to not get all of the pee into it. Better than a huge a huge splotch in the crotch.
Sometimes you might need a few minutes to get yourself into position; but it’s not impossible, is it?
I know when I do I’ve got to position myself properly or risk spraying a little onto the seat or floor, because the fucking plastic bottle is sharp on the edges.
public urination and discretely peeing in a cup is pretty much what I put all my skill points into. im also fairly adept at taking an emergency dump in the middle of nowhere.
why, yes, i am a well travelled gentleman, schooled in the art of the road.
it happens. a friend of mine made it to his house but was still 50 feet from the door though he thought no one was around
. so he yanked his pants down and crapped on the lawn in front of his own house. he cleaned himself up with his underwear and stood up to pull his shorts back on right as he realized someone had turned into his driveway to turn around. they absolutely must have seen and had front row seats for the worst part.
why not pee in cup? or pee outside your car?
I've had to emergency pee before, and while not my finiest hour, I'd rather pee on my tire or in a bush than my pants.
No indecent exposure fines yet lol.
Do the kindergarden full drop trou. I'm sorry it happened none the less, hopefully you were on your way home.
get out and pop your hood, duck in there then pee on your grille. car ahead and car behind cant see shit
only good thing Gavin Mcinness ever made was his How to Pee in Public video
only good thing Gavin Mcinness ever made was his How to Pee in Public video
Idk, I'm gonna go on a limb and say this probably isn't really worth watching, considering its fucking McInness
not missing anything really, the key points are to use distraction and act like you belong. put on a hi vis vest and you can piss absolutely anywhere
I came really close the other day after having three pints in an hour at the pub and then getting on a bus for thirty minutes. Thankfully when I got off there was a restaurant nearby that I invaded and pissed in, but it was the worst feeling ever holding it in that long
I somewhat recently had a wet spot in my pants from not shaking properly after using an airport urinal, then got a pat down of that pocket because the body scanner went off. We both had to just pretend he wasn't patting down a piss stain.
