Noticed this one the back of my box of Rice Krispies™ brand breakfast cereal.
We have got to get in on these grifts. Maybe we can form the Decibel Institute. Anything below a certain volume threshold can be Volume Certified by the Decibel Institute. We can get people to pay for classes and trainings, apparel...
I've always thought if I didn't have a moral compass that starting an organic/non-GMO food/supplement store would be a great way to make money off of yuppies.