Noticed this one the back of my box of Rice Krispies™ brand breakfast cereal.

We have got to get in on these grifts. Maybe we can form the Decibel Institute. Anything below a certain volume threshold can be Volume Certified by the Decibel Institute. We can get people to pay for classes and trainings, apparel...

  • dro_away [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Part of this kind grift is usually that the department head involved in getting that certification thing setup (and billing Kellogg's) is also gonna make sure someone gets a study published saying "protein bad eat cereal". So you'd need someone with credentials I think.