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chapotraphouse • 2 years ago

Ricky Gervais Starves to Death After Massive Fire Destroys All Low-Hanging Fruit

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Ricky Gervais Starves to Death After Massive Fire Destroys All Low-Hanging Fruit

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

chapotraphouse • 2 years ago

Ricky Gervais was found dead after a massive fire in Los Angeles burned away all low-hanging fruit, which was his only source of sustenance.

Lmao I'm liking this sassier version of The Onion

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