One boomer was remarking about the rabbits and squirrels in their yard. The rabbits are there because we no longer have foxes because the boomers poison their yards. The squirrels are a food source for our at-risk birds of prey, while their ecological role spreading plant seeds adds to biodiversity and landscape regeneration in important ways. She called them "vile little creatures" and wished there was a way to kill them all.

The other's yard was 90% dedicated to Kentucky bluegrass. Purely ornamental, green concrete that's too poisonous for the rabbits to eat despite their effort. When I arrived she was pulling clover out of the only garden bed. When I left an hour later, she was still pulling cover out and asked if I could spray the bed with glyphosate to kill them. I said she might want to keep that species because it's important for pollinators and adds to the health of the soil for her other flowers. She opted for a $150 glyphosate treatment which makes the ground carcinogenic and takes two weeks to work.

I fucking hate these people. I hate their settler-colonialism toward nature, their sociopathic need for domination, and their utter tastelessness once they've achieved that domination at the expense of every other species that once lived in that yard. In this desert these deranged freaks will spend thousands of dollars per year to preserve their lawns. The violence behind their bullshit community fetish is only ignored because their neighbours are worse.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    one of the reasons why I can't bring myself to buy a house in the suburbs is my full awareness I'll be surrounded by boomer lawn pedants who will send passive aggressive letters complaining about the state of the front yard

    • Shoegazer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      In my area, houses near the city are usually built from the late 19th century to early 20th century. Beautiful Victorian homes with reasonable lawns. Like enough for you enjoy greenery, but not insane enough for you to waste money and time maintaining it every week.

      The only problem is that these houses cost $1 million+ because they’re so close to the city :rust-darkness: if I have to live this in this god forsaken country forever, I need to make enough money for these houses. That or I’m renting for the rest of my life :rust-darkness: