• TankieTanuki [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    One of their very first public pronouncements was "law enforcement officers did NOT kill any kids. Repeat, did not kill any children on the crime scene."

    Okay. Weird thing to open with. :fry:

    • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "Hi I'm Dave, very nice to meet you. I have never had sex with a dead pig's severed head."

      • Socialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]
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        2 years ago

        "Uhh, thank you for clearing that up Mr. Prime Minister but we were just going to ask you some questions about Brexit!?" :kombucha-disgust:

      • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        "My 'never had sex with a dead pig's severed head' shirt seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."

    • ClathrateG [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      yep, ‘Texas law enforcement officials at a press conference say they believe that all the children that were shot and killed in Uvalde, TX were shot by Salvador Ramos and not anyone else [i.e. law enforcement].’ https://mobile.twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1529524085759385600?t=ZeDs0p3ksabKcqxQA07QdQ&s=19

    • marxisthayaca [he/him,they/them]
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      2 years ago

      The justice of the peace said the police moved children’s bodies into two separate rooms. He isn’t a trained or expert coroner. They are absolutely covering shit up.

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        police moved children’s bodies into two separate rooms

        :fidel-wut: