"Hey Jenkins, I found another tiny niche leftist website "
"Any suspicious activity? What are they doing?"
"Uh... I think they're 'snuggling platonically?"
"...despicable."
I’m begging at least one of you to do some adventurism this year. If at least one of you does something “in minecraft” while I’m logged in at work, then HR says I get a bonus at Christmas.
:fedposting:
ughhhhh tell me about it bro. I've been here for months waiting for one of these nerds to go postal and all I see are trains and some such anodyne bullshit.
My buddy who's on 4chan duty gets a new yacht every time he convinces one of his trainees to shoot up a school.
I could be in the mountain west cultivating nazis but I'm stuck here surveilling complete dorks.
I'm overthrowing the established order in video games, you'll never catch me slipping Feds :sicko-jammin:
