"Hey Jenkins, I found another tiny niche leftist website "

"Any suspicious activity? What are they doing?"

"Uh... I think they're 'snuggling platonically?"

"...despicable."

  • CIAfieldagent734 [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    ughhhhh tell me about it bro. I've been here for months waiting for one of these nerds to go postal and all I see are trains and some such anodyne bullshit.

    My buddy who's on 4chan duty gets a new yacht every time he convinces one of his trainees to shoot up a school.

    I could be in the mountain west cultivating nazis but I'm stuck here surveilling complete dorks.