There is no real or theoretical act of mayhem or cruelty or evil that would ever make the liberals stop, evaluate what they are doing, and break from their beliefs. Trump joked that he could shoot someone in the streets and get away with it. Joe actually murdered hundreds of thousands of Yemenis and tens of thousands of Palestinians and the small d democrats are 100%, through and through convinced that anyone who refuses to participate in genocide is acting in bad faith and moreover that they are idiots because can't you see the hypothetical genocide they made up is worse than the actual, real, existing genocide?
There's literally nothing that Joe or any of the other big D Democrats could do that would shake their faith or make them turn on the party. The party cannot fail, it can only be failed. It is true, sickening, mindless fanaticism, somehow worse because it lacks all passion.
proud to announce that we have reached a compromise: only half of every child will be crushed by rubble
Like his "shoot them in the legs instead" solution to police brutality. And because we're spreading democracy to the middle east through Israel, Palestinian parents should get to pick which half.
in 2020 we got to choose between two candidates who in the same month had both advocated "shoot[ing] them in the legs"
And in 2024 we're gonna get to choose between two candidates who both advocate for border camps and killing every male Palestinian
See, harm reduction did work!
Wait
both candidates want to build the wall, but ours wants to do it quietly and efficiently
Is there any wall left to build? I thought Joe mostly finished it?
oh there's loads left but he's working on it don't worry
Bit idea: going to Biden events and being extremely enthusiastic about the border camps and wall
Wait, liberals already do that now