Reminder that "poor Gary" was selling pirated roms.

Oh, the horror! I guess that justifies ruining his life forever.

Who gives a fuck that doesn’t entitle them to ruin his life.

Ah yes, the despicable crime of selling bootlegs can only be punished by permanent service to a billion dollar company. Makes sense.

I pirated my dick straight into your dad's ass.

I thought he was selling chips that let you do piracy

Either way, he and his descendants should be indentured servants to Nintendo. His lineage must be shamed.

lmao imagine thinking this makes him look less symathetic rather than more. What a fucking loser you are.