The summary of some texts between me and a family member
"OMG Are you watching the Platinum Jubilee it had Paddington Bear!!!11!! :so-true: "
"Nah, not a fan of Royalty"
"OMG WHY DO YOU HATE FUN SO MUCH?! IT'S A NICE CELEBRATION!"
Am I being the dick here for finding the whole Jubilee thing kind of gross to celebrate an empire built on slavery and conquest?
Best (potentially only good?) part of American enculturation is the instilled frothing hatred of monarchy. She's a racist money-hoarding useless fuck who protects her pedo son and represents centuries of oppression and enslavement and destruction. Can't wither away fast enough, hope the whole institution is buried with her, "Platinum Jubilee" refers to the big shiny keyring the state is jingling.