:grillman:
When I am emperor I will pass a law that all man on the street interviews must include everyone who told the cameraman to fuck off
Could you force documentaries to have great big watermarks that say "POST PRODUCTION AUDIO -- NOT ORIGINAL TO FOOTAGE" and "COMPUTER or ARTIST RENDITION" too?
Could you force the US to adopt metric for everything larger than a tablespoon? And bring back the cubit?
I think those were scripted. There is NO WAY they found that many women who were thirsty for Mr. Delicious.
God they're so aggressive and self-conscious
Also, his walk cycle is hilarious
Powered by spite, needing to be Mature Adultman at every moment of the day, pretentious monologues about his own ennui. Like I said, I doubt anyone can find any single character more :grillman: than Mr. Delicious.
"I want to be like Mr. Delicious when I grow up!" kid was born just a little too early to become :le-pol-face: 's primary demographic.
Considering when "Mr. Delicious" aired, I'm pretty certain he's a full blown junior boomer now, just like way too many Xers. :doomer:
Wait oh my god this is real??? I thought this whole thing was a tim and eric bit or something
If they waited a couple of decades to market Mr. Delicious to millennials (minus the hating everyone else part), he'd be the most successful fast food mascot in history.
I'm only a minute into the video but I've already concluded that he's just Patrick Bateman for :grillman:
His mysterious briefcase has a non-zero chance of containing the body parts of sex workers, such as the ones he monologues about wistfully during one of the Rax commercials. :sus-torment:
I was getting Michael Douglas from Falling Down vibes
Carrying around a big business briefcase with the name "Mr. D" engraved across the entirety of one side.
That's how you know he's Mature Adultman, unlike the rest of us. :grillman:
I fucking love Mr. Delicious, man. I need a fast food mascot that has given up on the world and is just there to tell me that a roast beef sandwich is 8 blocks away for 2.99
A doomer version might have been nice, but his contempt for everyone but himself, and for life itself, puts him in the :grillman: camp for me. :haram:
Mr. Delicious, like the boomers he's modeled after, would have had it pretty good all things considered if he wasn't basically an archetypical wifebeater that wonders why his kids never call. He didn't give up on the world as much as the people he hated abandoned him.
Yeah, those are all good points. For a more fair version of fast food mascot rating, I need to do it while less drunk
Still, I like the idea of a fast food mascot who has ceased giving a shit
I consider Nihilist Arby's to be a guilty pleasure. I think it isn't official marketing, which helps.
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys
Maybe just a bit too dark for me
Perhaps there will one day be a perfectly fine balance of dark fast food advertisements for me but until then I'm just going to sit at Taco Bell browsing c/doomer
Comrades, if I ever find myself becoming the target demographic for Mr. Delicious, put a bullet in my head.
i saw a whole thing on Mr. Delicious a few months ago.
what a weird angle.
half the endorsements sound like they're being paid and don't give a shit about hiding it, and the other half sound like they're being paid and are trying to hide it with sarcastic enthusiasm
The teenagers saying "I usually go to the bathroom during commercials, but now that Mr.D's on, I hold it!" Was very clearly copy written by an overworked intern
I hate living in a timeline where I don't know if anything is sincere or not.
I wonder if they added cortisol to the sauce, just to complete the :grillman: experience.
Lead is probably cheaper and would do the same thing.
I fucking love Mr. Delicious, because he's a bad idea, executed poorly.
