this girl

told an antifa supersoldier nearby to eject the guy and he got shoved out of the building and ate some dirt on the way out

:sicko-fem: i love the community

  • Awoo [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Idea! There's gotta be some particularly bitey insects that you can get in very large numbers right? Cop armour might protect them from blunt trauma but how well would it protect them from bugs that can get anywhere?

    • pooh [she/her, any]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Don't know if you still can, but you used to be able to order bags of live scorpions from China through Taobao. Seems like that could potentially work.

      • Awoo [she/her]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Too big I'm thinking more ant-sized and extra bite-ey. Think about what a cop will do when they're in line and they realise some tiny insect thing is inside their armour biting them painfully. They're going to react exactly like anyone would react and put on the fastest strip show you've ever seen.

        • pooh [she/her, any]
          ·
          2 years ago

          In that case, we might want something like this: https://www.antkeepingdepot.com/collections/ants

          Also:

          Gamergate has been collecting ants for sale for a long time and they are not only the best and healthiest ants you can buy, but they also offer the largest range of species and colony sizes available for sale exclusively at Ant Keeping Depot.

          The mid 2010's were a pretty wild time.

          • Awoo [she/her]
            ·
            2 years ago

            :lenin-confused: Who is Gamergate? Isn't that like... A thing? A movement/event?

            Very confused.

            EDIT: These are EXPENSIVE and it'd take a while to breed enough ants for weaponisation lmao. Maybe this isn't viable.

            • pooh [she/her, any]
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              2 years ago

              What about this idea instead?: https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Itching-Powder

              Would be pretty terrible if that powder got inside of all that clothing and armor on a particularly hot day :sicko-blur:

              • Awoo [she/her]
                ·
                2 years ago

                Just discovered you can buy Springtail flies by the TUB for like 2bucks. Use a drone to drop a combined package of completely normal springtail flies AND itching powder on them. Their reaction to the physical effects will be fear that it's coming from the flies.