ah yes im certain ill be tortured to death by being on one of the most beautiful islands in the caribbean. truly the worst thing that could ever befall me

  • Straight_Depth [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Oh, no, whatEVER will I do by being sent to one of the most popular tourist destinations this side of the Atlantic, where millions of tourists from Europe and beyond visit without the slightest incident. Please, please please don't send me to a tourist trap, that would be my worst nightmare

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Best response to this chud talking point that Cuba has a higher life expectancy. Just that you'll straight up live longer over there on average.

    Sure, access to treats™ is limited, but that says more about libs and chuds, that in a hypothetical scenario they'd give up actual years of their lives just to have the treats™ and not live in Cuba

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      I said the life expectancy thing once to a chud and the response was "Yeah? So they have to live longer in communism" which was at least kinda clever

  • asustamepanteon [comrade/them, he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "if you love X so much why don't you just go back?! I'm sure you'll realize how bad it is..."

    "do you feel freer here, in the US, than back in X?"

    Whenever I hear this shit in my mind's eye I see a squidward saying "We're Gonna Kill You".

    • kristina [she/her]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      “do you feel freer here, in the US, than back in X?”

      no, i'm here to destroy and be an evil immigrant :antifa-supersoldier:

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      This is my actual reason I would never want to live in Cuba. Florida is fucking bad enough, if a place has more than like a week above 85F it’s too fucking hot

    • kristina [she/her]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      probably if you use a vpn, id definitely visit and try it for a week or two before making any long term plans

        • kristina [she/her]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          you can probably set a vpn up on your wifi or phone and route it through that

  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    They should buy me a ticket to Mexico then Cuba. Shits expensive.