The worst part is the short people retorts. There aren't any good ones! "At least I can find pants that fit." or At least I can fit comfortably in a backseat. " aren't great comebacks. I can't roll up on some tall MF ,"What up, High pockets! Suck any giraffe dick lately? " The jezza would fuck me up. Pick me by collar and stick me inhis pocket for later.
The worst part is the short people retorts. There aren't any good ones! "At least I can find pants that fit." or At least I can fit comfortably in a backseat. " aren't great comebacks. I can't roll up on some tall MF ,"What up, High pockets! Suck any giraffe dick lately? " The jezza would fuck me up. Pick me by collar and stick me inhis pocket for later.
The cheat code is "how's your back pain"
Holy fucking shit I am dying here, that's the best possible way to greet a tall person