fox [comrade/them] to chat • 2 years agoDark Forest theory is the most reddit brained shitmessage-squaremessage-square95 fedilinkarrow-up172file-text
arrow-up172message-squareDark Forest theory is the most reddit brained shitfox [comrade/them] to chat • 2 years agomessage-square95 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Uhh aliens would be inevitably universally omnicidal just in case some other aliens are omnicidal, shut up nerd
minus-squarekkitsuragisleftnut [he/him]hexbear16·2 years agoClearly we haven't made contact with intelligent life because aliens are super horny and too busy bumping cosmic uglies. I call it the Spermi Paradox. link
minus-squareSocialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]hexbear12·edit-22 years agoWe need to build an intergalactic volcel police force. It will be humanity's contribution to the stars. :volcel-judge: :louverture-shining: :posad: :mao-aggro-shining: :volcel-judge: link
Clearly we haven't made contact with intelligent life because aliens are super horny and too busy bumping cosmic uglies. I call it the Spermi Paradox.
We need to build an intergalactic volcel police force. It will be humanity's contribution to the stars.
:volcel-judge: :louverture-shining: :posad: :mao-aggro-shining: :volcel-judge: