BREAKING NEWS: ALASKA HAS SECEDED FROM THE UNITED STATES "Local authorities are a pledging a union with the country of Nepal. They say say 'For too long have we suffered under the American yoke, and for too long has Nepal been a land-locked nation. We figured we'd solve two birds with one stone.' Canada is more than a little offended but courteously accepting of its new Nepalese neighbor."
The lathe is having a weird one.
BREAKING NEWS: ALASKA HAS SECEDED FROM THE UNITED STATES "Local authorities are a pledging a union with the country of Nepal. They say say 'For too long have we suffered under the American yoke, and for too long has Nepal been a land-locked nation. We figured we'd solve two birds with one stone.' Canada is more than a little offended but courteously accepting of its new Nepalese neighbor."
... I'll take this deal on the grounds we'll become invisible to the world as one of the few secretly yet not really a secret communist states