i remember rolling with my homies to a smash tournament, so sure we were gonna destroy. we didn't know what the fuck a wavedash was or what we'd just walked into. how naïve we were. young and innocent back then. the stale smell of mountain dew and cheetos wafted through the air of the dark, dingey, dungeon that would become the place of our reckoning.
the harsh reality kicked in. devastated. dominated. destroyed...
everyone laughed at us. defeated, we scrounged up the last of our dignity. 'you fuckers are exploiting something that shouldn't even be in the fucking game, fuck you.' we exclaimed, justifiably.
the feeling haunts me to this day.
fucking shitty piece of shit ass melee comp players are still hanging onto that shitty fucking exploit, mother fuckers.
guess what hexbears, if you defend wavedashing, you're defending dipshit billionaires exploiting the taxcodes. fight me.
gets hit at the bottom and bounces off the ground and ceiling a bunch
I can feel my pupils dilating in this image and I don’t like it.
Also make all cities like smash stages: walkable, fun to be in, and the capability to be whacked off in any conceivable direction.
MFW mfers sleeping (pun intended) on the Jigglypuff ramp
This is the Hyrule Temple stage from Super Smash Bros. Melee.
