Step 1: revive the traditions of pre-Christian gender non-conformity

Step 2: cover myself in oil and worship myself for I am become the anointed one

Step 3: find a polycule with multiple husbands and submit photos of myself to each of them

Step 4: do not move to Lesvos, and undergo a vasectomy

Step 5: find two drag queens and two non-binary people who self-label as freaks and symbolically disavow them, and then reverse the disavowal two seconds later

Step 6: do not out people