With these simple steps, you can come within spitting distance of the United States Supreme Court…in Minecraft

Kotaku hasn't heard that the CIA figured out the loophole

  • Vncredleader
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    2 years ago

    OMG their follow-up

    Would I object if Kotaku ran a story about ‘how to get President Biden into Minecraft so you can slash him with swords, impale him with tridents, or shoot him with arrows?’ I would. And I wouldn’t expect many conservative readers to care that I was objecting, or why. I’d do it anyway.

    Like they love just laying prostrate and screaming that they are, much as I hate to use the word, cucks.

    Love the correct replies

    I mean, they just sentenced thousands of people to die for the crime of becoming pregnant, but you know, fuck defending ourselves. Can’t stoop to their level.