Dick's was also a huge letdown. If I wanted to buy cleats, I'd go to Amazon!
I have been to hooters once in my entire life.
The grilled cheese sandwich was okay but not, like, worth going to Hooters for.
Yeah, Hooters kinda straight up sucks imo. The food is meh and it's awkward seeing waitresses who'd rather not be there at all get perved on by the groups of older men who still enjoy going to places like that to woog at all the young women.
I'd rather go to one of those cafes that has goats or something similar.
Actually, I have an even better idea. What about a restaurant called "Zilla's" or something where instead of young women with skimpy clothes you're served by people dressed up as kaiju monsters. Maybe every so often the kaiju monsters could do battles against each other in the restaurant to keep things lively. Could maybe use a better name but I think the concept overall is solid.
Caveat to the caveat - Hire local amateur professional wrestlers to wear the costumes!
