Not even joking about this lmao let’s set all the golf courses on fire

  • PasswordRememberer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Nah just turn them into parks and make possession of golf clubs or golf balls punishable by :gulag:

    Death to America

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Make minigolf the only legal form of golf and have reasonably sized courses built on reclaimed parking lots.

      The obstacles can be animated statues of famous revolutionaries and thinkers

      Imagine trying to putt your ball onto Stalin's big spoon so he'll eat it

      • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Mini golf is 100x more interesting as a game than normal golf is anyway. Normal golf is just whacking a ball through mostly empty fields of grass. Minigolf requires design and obstacles, and can have fun secret paths and shit. Plus it’s on a scale you can actually understand what’s going on.

    • Wertheimer [any]
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      2 years ago

      Here, a heartwarming story about a couple who bought a failing golf course to prevent it from becoming a park. Death to America indeed.

      https://sports.yahoo.com/ohio-couple-saw-neighboring-golf-152742217.html

      Excerpt

      Columbus and Franklin County Metro Parks were in contract to buy the course at 6300 Bent Grass Blvd. for $1.8 million earlier this year and planned to turn it into a park.

      That didn’t sit well with neighbors — including the Wallakes — in the nearby Villages of Westchester, a development of about 900 homes whose owners had paid premium prices to live near the course.

      In fact, the Wallakes had just built a home near the 16th green.

      “I was ready to walk away from my house,” Bryan Wallake said. “A lot of people were concerned about their property values. We were hearing they could drop by 20 percent.”

      His wife learned of Metro Parks’ plans while browsing through comments on the Canal Winchester Connection Facebook page.

      “I said, ‘Oh, my gosh! They’re turning the golf course into a public park!’ ” she said.

      Concerned residents created online petitions and informational websites to inform the community as to what was happening.

      • PasswordRememberer [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        No

        The time for vigilante justice against g*lfers is NOW. Direct action gets the goods! /Fedpost

        Death to America