• DoghouseCharlie [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    When I was in middle school I was really into Mila Jovovich, I watched all those shitty Resident Evil movies and bought her music. One time I imagined a gritty reboot of The Diary of Anne Frank where these Nazis are searching a house, they see the attic door and approach it with guns drawn, the door flies open and the ladder crushes the first Nazi's face with a really detailed close up of the gore. The other two barely have time to react before bullets rip through their chests, "Mein Liebe!" they yell. Down comes Anne Frank, played by Mila Jovovich, wielding two Skorpion sub machine guns.