Mine is only barely plausible, but hear me out.

:hillary: finally gets Her Turn :hillgasm:

But that's the final term of the United States as we know it because of ongoing secession and collapse. :hillary-contempt:

  • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    The supreme court declares that weapons bans in the halls of congress are unconstitutional. Either MTG actually takes a shot at someone, or boebert has a negligent discharge.

    The rest is wish fulfillment since that first part definitely got the lathe's attention:

    It is the actual final straw for The Squad. AOC and Ilhan break into DNC headquarters to push the secret "do communism" button that would move the party left. They are thwarted and jailed. Seeing the girlbosses behind bars finally inspires revolutionary confidence in the libs and the second civil war goes hot when they are broken out of prison during a protest that turns into a riot.

    • PrideBoy [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      the new black panthers aim their guns at congreessprople for every vote and create a funny dynamic