I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Me. I have a wallet in all four pockets and every app I could download with wallet in the name. I can carry more money than you can with your single wallet and that's why I think richer.