I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.
I have used QR codes like twice
Also he's literally just describing stamp collecting
But what if instead of a stamp you had a receipt of 1/200th of a flight from Bucharest to Mykonos for one concert in a European tour? That's $280, multiplied by every time you've flown somewhere with a concert happening at that time. You could get infinitely rich fast if you buy $100 flights to cities with concerts happening.
I've never used a QR code, I don't even know if my phone is capable of reading them.
If your phone is reasonably up to date, the default camera app probably has it built in
My phone's nearly a decade old and just barely runs firefox. Not sure what version of Android it's on but it hasn't updated in years either.
Pretty sure F-Droid has a QR-code reader app that will run on Android 5. Maybe 4.
nah, NFTs are just a url that may or may not point to anything. at least stamps exist.
I went to a bougie restaurant recently and they used QR codes to show the menu on your phone.
Me. I have a wallet in all four pockets and every app I could download with wallet in the name. I can carry more money than you can with your single wallet and that's why I think richer.
I've had my boarding pass in my phone wallet before, pretty handy and I didn't need to download a special app for the airline or anything. Also to be pedantic, an Apple wallet or a Google wallet are built-in apps to your phone, whichever you may have.
so desperate for new markets to expand into you start speculating on airline tickets :ohnoes: god please make it stop
I'm so successful because I'm an entrepreneur. I take every opportunity to get rich fast and speculate on anything. If I'm at a Wendy's trying to haggle for used fries, I'll ask the worker "How much do you get paid in an hour? I'll bet you that much there are more than 7 fries left in that container you're about to throw away." Now I get calories and cash just for being bold and taking risks. You don't take risks and that's why you'll never have as many fries as me.
Can't wait for Gary to start tweeting about how a used condom will one day be an NFT.
This guy is a millionaire and goes to yard sales and resells items he finds, like a complete dullard. He makes like 40 dollars and talks about hustling. Lol
NBs, ladies, and gentlemen, I present for your viewing pleasure, the dumbest man
If he were dumb, how could he run VaynerX? That's like SpaceX. He probably knows how to design rockets or something.
Oh no, a battle in the marketplace of ideas. Good thing this thread will one day be a valuable NFT.
Instead of a ticket you have to give Gary a JPEG of an ape to go on the rocket
lol, y'know what, I'm glad (not really) that climate change is going to end civilization before I have to live in this vision of the future :anprim-pat:
That's optimistic to assume this won't happen while coastlines are being consumed by the ocean like they were Atlantis.
This is too long to be a dril tweet but it has the same absurd untethered stream of consciousness vibe.
The QR code confirmation of each airline ticket should be designed by a special artist. Then you'll make $280 when someone wants to buy that QR code for that seat on that flight. Scanning it will reveal all of your customer records because that's what it refers to. Simple as.
Because artists love rigid design constraints, like making something that needs to be instantly readable by any sensor designed to read one particular thing.
Soon that QR code will be an NFT
That has to be what he's proposing, the design of the QR code box itself. It'd still be there for its functionality though so scanning the code on the ticket would bring up your customer information rather than the code linking you to an art piece. Lufthansa isn't going to print you a ticket with a code that arbitrarily links to a monkey jpg worth $280.
Because he has to come up with some reason that someone years later would want to buy an old receipt
Why not let an artist design actual tickets ans make them look nice, if you need to? Probably because he does not care about art, but the resale value.
I realise now that he's not describing buying an airline ticket and its value being tied to some concert at the destination in the way that Phish fans do that with the ticket design. The QR code itself has an artist attached to it. The code whose functionality is tied to being a single generic design readable by any optical sensor. God I wish I could think this successful. I'd get rich so fast.
I don’t understand how this dude with negative charisma is the secular saint of megamind millionaire mindset for the dumbest guys you know
Because I'm efficient. People often ask me "Gary why are you so successful?" and I tell them my name is Gr now. Just by eliminating the vowels my name is 50% more efficient so I can sign up for 50% more credit cards. While you're watching an entire episode of Rick and Morty, I skip to the end and already know that's not a pickle it's his grandpa. I can use those 20 minutes to trade stocks while you're still figuring out the mystery. I rummage through every garbage can I see looking for cans I can recycle if I drive to Michigan. One Uhaul van can probably fit hundreds of thousands of cans if you crush them. Think about it.
It’s upsetting I know he would say dumb shit like this. He as coke energy in the worst way
Think to yourself, "how many times could I have driven to Michigan in the past year?". Just the past year. That's a 20 hour drive for me if I don't want to pay two-day Uhaul fees. While you were sulking at home about weah weah weah the system did this to you, you could have been making at least hundreds of dollars per year just from driving to Michigan in your spare time with 30 trashbags full of cans. How many times per week, per day even, could you make that drive?
the art market has transformed art into speculative financial instruments
NFTs provide a mechanism to convert any bit of scribbling or generative representation (QR codes, randomized ape avatars, etc) into speculative financial instruments
so ... now any bit of unique representation like a QR code can be consumed by the NFT market as a new virtual exploited resource, so it's like a gold rush on grifting unique representations
so I'm now announcing my new NFT-backed art project - Nominal Feces Transcripts
I'll be minting a new NFT every time I take a shit. It'll be a digital photo of my shit with some artful filters applied with randomized color schemes.
It's important that you're able to gamble on everything. I'm not rich because I'm timid. I'm not a coward. If I'm in a grocery I'll gambling at every chance because that's how you win big. I'll challenge other shoppers to buy me a rotisserie chicken and they can punch me in the stomach as hard as they want. I'm gambling with my LIFE and you're sitting at home wanting safe returns. I'll try to run past the security guard with arms full of food knowing it could spill at any time because while you're being safe and paying for the privilege to bag it I've got my eyes on the door.
I’ll challenge other shoppers to buy me a rotisserie chicken and they can punch me in the stomach as hard as they want. I’m gambling with my LIFE and you’re sitting at home wanting safe returns.
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I’ll try to run past the security guard with arms full of food knowing it could spill at any time because while you’re being safe and paying for the privilege to bag it I’ve got my eyes on the door.
Don't try to make NFT bros seem cool. They'll never be cool enough to shoplift.
Unfortunately, I can't hold on to my shit forever, but with Nominal Feces Transcripts YOU can HODL my artful shit for eternity!
This is unironically a better art implementation for NFTs than 99% of other NFTs.
Doing Crtl+F on my plane ticket so I now have twice as many... uh... plane ticket collectables.
I was on vacation recently and AirBaltic is advertising plane NFTs in the in-flight magazine. Also they're like... anime planes.
Please crash. But let me get off first.
