I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    But what if instead of a stamp you had a receipt of 1/200th of a flight from Bucharest to Mykonos for one concert in a European tour? That's $280, multiplied by every time you've flown somewhere with a concert happening at that time. You could get infinitely rich fast if you buy $100 flights to cities with concerts happening.