I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    I realise now that he's not describing buying an airline ticket and its value being tied to some concert at the destination in the way that Phish fans do that with the ticket design. The QR code itself has an artist attached to it. The code whose functionality is tied to being a single generic design readable by any optical sensor. God I wish I could think this successful. I'd get rich so fast.