I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • FirstToServe [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Because he has to come up with some reason that someone years later would want to buy an old receipt