I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    My phone's nearly a decade old and just barely runs firefox. Not sure what version of Android it's on but it hasn't updated in years either.