I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It's important that you're able to gamble on everything. I'm not rich because I'm timid. I'm not a coward. If I'm in a grocery I'll gambling at every chance because that's how you win big. I'll challenge other shoppers to buy me a rotisserie chicken and they can punch me in the stomach as hard as they want. I'm gambling with my LIFE and you're sitting at home wanting safe returns. I'll try to run past the security guard with arms full of food knowing it could spill at any time because while you're being safe and paying for the privilege to bag it I've got my eyes on the door.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I’ll challenge other shoppers to buy me a rotisserie chicken and they can punch me in the stomach as hard as they want. I’m gambling with my LIFE and you’re sitting at home wanting safe returns.

      new site tagline just dropped

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I’ll try to run past the security guard with arms full of food knowing it could spill at any time because while you’re being safe and paying for the privilege to bag it I’ve got my eyes on the door.

      Don't try to make NFT bros seem cool. They'll never be cool enough to shoplift.