I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.
I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.
Think to yourself, "how many times could I have driven to Michigan in the past year?". Just the past year. That's a 20 hour drive for me if I don't want to pay two-day Uhaul fees. While you were sulking at home about weah weah weah the system did this to you, you could have been making at least hundreds of dollars per year just from driving to Michigan in your spare time with 30 trashbags full of cans. How many times per week, per day even, could you make that drive?