I wish but seriously the dumbest shit ever. China is not spying on your oafish american ass they literally could care less.

  • POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    The dems woke up and were like "The active hand in genocide isn't enough. We got to alienate even more young people."

    Dems should ban kids from calling me cheugy

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Dems should ban kids from calling me cheugy

      This isn't as far away as you think and we're pretty much there in the UK and Germany where "Somebody called me an asshole on facebook after I announced the project start for "Turning the local skate park into a snake pit in which to throw all unruly children" has somehow become a national emergency

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      or when 14 year olds hear anyone say they're over 17 and say "damn unc" to call them old 💀