i'll start. i saw a ask reddit post saying something along the lines of "men of reddit whats something women can't understand" and the comments were just. oh my god. the main one that made me want to puke was "when dudes walk by each other and nod" and the whole fucking thread was just fedoras with arms soypogging like it was some secret language or something. "when you nod upwards, it means respect!!!!!1!!11 when you nod downwards its aggression!!!1!11!!!!!" as if women dont do the same shit.
do you guys have something similar to share?
Hahaha you’ve made me imagine an astrologer being like “THE WANING OF RETROGRADE MARS SAYS PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES”
"The movement of the Southern Cross states that you fucked around, and are in the process of finding out."