As ridiculous as this scenario sounds, it does put into perspective how a lot of people have an instinct to believe billionaires are generous. Because that level of hypothetical generosity could step around the boundaries of typical profit seeking behavior, so billionaires are capable of changing some people's lives for the better much more than the average person. But they don't because they have no reason other than pure altruism and they wouldn't do that because they're flesh automatons made from concentrated evil.