• AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Lord Voldemort Putin-Putin von Pütlér is everywhere, even in my fridge. He is sitting there, shirtless, between my artisanal tonic waters and pickled artichokes, bare skin a bit blueish from the cold, and whispers to me "c-c-curse your NATO membership that prevents me from denazifying your country!"