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minus-squarebuild_a_bear_group [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear22·2 years agoAfter extensive lab experiments, J. B. Pritzker turned himself into a femme transmasc pickle. Funniest, most ideological shit I ever seen. link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]Mhexbear9·2 years agoThe voters said it was the funniest shit they had ever seen, him turning himself into a pickle, and he won his next term with 98.32% of the popular vote link
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]hexbear3·edit-22 years agoHonestly I'd be fine with that. It pisses chuds off so much that he is just doing basic stuff to keep the state from exploding. link
minus-squareCommander_Data [she/her]hexbear3·2 years agoNow that Griffin is gone maybe we can get the fair tax back. link
After extensive lab experiments, J. B. Pritzker turned himself into a femme transmasc pickle. Funniest, most ideological shit I ever seen.
The voters said it was the funniest shit they had ever seen, him turning himself into a pickle, and he won his next term with 98.32% of the popular vote
Honestly I'd be fine with that. It pisses chuds off so much that he is just doing basic stuff to keep the state from exploding.
Now that Griffin is gone maybe we can get the fair tax back.