"So - you wanna work for us. Quiz question: My stepson will eventually die of fentanyl overdose and - quite frankly - that's the preferred outcome because otherwise he'll become a mass shooter and kill people. And - obviously - that will negatively impact my revenue stream. And who doesn't love a great, big revenue stream? Anyway - I'm a pretend client so answer this immediately with no hesitation - 'Why should I care if he dies?'"