Literally just constantly shitting out of his doo-doo ass all the time that it became a severe liability for the proper running of the country.

I think we need to acknowledge this fact.

  • NPa [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    They say that the bowel movements of the citizens of the USSR under Stalin was some of the most regular ever known to man. Under the guidance of Trofim Lysenko, Stalin assembled a crack team of dieticians and chefs whose fibre-rich menus were known for its intense and powerful pro-biotic effects. In his personal diaries, Nikolai Bukharin writes, "Joseph [Stalin] came to me one night as I was struggling to drop a particularly stubborn deuce. He handed me a steaming mug of coffee and a bran muffin with several types of bean incorporated. 'This is a gift from Lysenko and I' he said, and left almost immediately. I sipped that coffee and scarfed down the muffin and I was never constipated again."

    'Doo-doo Madness: A History of Shitting', Larry "Brapso" Sloman, pg. 194.