Literally just constantly shitting out of his doo-doo ass all the time that it became a severe liability for the proper running of the country.
I think we need to acknowledge this fact.
Jair Bolsonaro, Donald Trump, Joe Biden
All these politicians having problems shitting themselves. What a normal political landscape we have for the capitalist world.
Shit, that sounds bad. Like as a POTT (person of tummy troubles) myself, I can kind of sympathize with him on that front. But also I would have just retired and sat around in the most comfortable chair playing video games all day. I especially would not try and get back into politics by getting the shittiest people in the country elected. That's just tempting God to make your spine explode.
I mean if you're immune system decides that it hates your colon and you're spending the rest of your life having frequent bloody diarrhea, you're probably just going to be uncomfortable anyway. One one hand, I suppose you just have to denounce him for having shitty retrograde political beliefs, but you also have to give props to the dude who had this ailment SINCE HE WAS IN JR HIGH (I found that out today, also) and asked his parents to take him to a doctor because his ass was exploding/leaking and got told his booty was suffering from some wasting disease, and he still said "I'm going to be a fancy lad who does all his homework and be the Prime Minister of this whole island!" then he does it and serves as PM for years, shaking hands and making sure the President of the US knows that he's totally against commies and the rise of China before excusing himself to paint the bathroom. Of course, as a Japanese, who's to say he didn't find it erotic?
I'm definitely going to read more about Japanese politics, this strange land of sandal wearing goldfish tenders.
Of course, as a Japanese, who’s to say he didn’t find it erotic?
hmmmmm
My poops are better than his cause I'm a communist :soviet-huff:
They say that the bowel movements of the citizens of the USSR under Stalin was some of the most regular ever known to man. Under the guidance of Trofim Lysenko, Stalin assembled a crack team of dieticians and chefs whose fibre-rich menus were known for its intense and powerful pro-biotic effects. In his personal diaries, Nikolai Bukharin writes, "Joseph [Stalin] came to me one night as I was struggling to drop a particularly stubborn deuce. He handed me a steaming mug of coffee and a bran muffin with several types of bean incorporated. 'This is a gift from Lysenko and I' he said, and left almost immediately. I sipped that coffee and scarfed down the muffin and I was never constipated again."
'Doo-doo Madness: A History of Shitting', Larry "Brapso" Sloman, pg. 194.
Say what you like about Blair, he was big dick enough to take meetings on the john.
Abe was a mix of Bush Jr. and Clinton.
I'm talking about a Japanese prime minister who openly courts the worst chans in Japan.
i thought it was corruption, was it corruption of the bowels or something
Imagine Mirror Universe :im-vegan: Emperor Shinzō, with bowels so powerful he could eat cement and still ghost poop. Anyway, it would still rule if he got assassinated, I just had that image stuck in my head and needed to share it.
You become Prime Minister of Japan
BUT
You have apocalyptic and debilitating IBS
Do you press the button? :butt:
