In China, everytime you say the words "Tianamen Square", their Xiaomi Alexa detects it through it's microphone and sends the government a signal which promptly triggers an unmarked black van full of PLA soldiers to come to your house to put a bag over your head and take you to an Uyghur Extermination Camp where your organs are harvested and sent to Xi Jinping's personal chef so he can use it as a fertility chinese folk medicine to prepare a soup used to keep an erection.
In China, everytime you say the words "Tianamen Square", their Xiaomi Alexa detects it through it's microphone and sends the government a signal which promptly triggers an unmarked black van full of PLA soldiers to come to your house to put a bag over your head and take you to an Uyghur Extermination Camp where your organs are harvested and sent to Xi Jinping's personal chef so he can use it as a fertility chinese folk medicine to prepare a soup used to keep an erection.
Every time you get the tienenman square copypasta to the front page of reddit, Xi's boner gets 1mm bigger