Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoEat the bugs, live in the pod.imagemessage-square100 fedilinkarrow-up1111file-text
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minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexbear18·2 years ago>2029 >tending a pitiful fire with the few remaining scraps of wood I killed my neighbour for >the cannibal police took his body so I'm stuck cooking expired cat food from the Before Times again >salivating at the idea of catching a bird or something if they still exist >my filthy, illiterate, feral child runs up and says "patriarch, I want pizza crickets!" >stare at the dull embers, begin to cry >"wheat no grow, boy. cows no exist." >prepare to eat my son if he goes for my cat food link
>2029
>tending a pitiful fire with the few remaining scraps of wood I killed my neighbour for
>the cannibal police took his body so I'm stuck cooking expired cat food from the Before Times again
>salivating at the idea of catching a bird or something if they still exist
>my filthy, illiterate, feral child runs up and says "patriarch, I want pizza crickets!"
>stare at the dull embers, begin to cry
>"wheat no grow, boy. cows no exist."
>prepare to eat my son if he goes for my cat food