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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    >2029

    >tending a pitiful fire with the few remaining scraps of wood I killed my neighbour for

    >the cannibal police took his body so I'm stuck cooking expired cat food from the Before Times again

    >salivating at the idea of catching a bird or something if they still exist

    >my filthy, illiterate, feral child runs up and says "patriarch, I want pizza crickets!"

    >stare at the dull embers, begin to cry

    >"wheat no grow, boy. cows no exist."

    >prepare to eat my son if he goes for my cat food