I grew up around 99% chuds and 1% libs. I saw most of the chuds wear sunglasses, and I saw none of the libs wearing them
Because the libs didn't constantly ask me, "Minorities sure are shitty huh?" and the chuds did, I liked the libs more. Takeaway: no sunglasses
But I bought a cheap pair of sunglasses recently for driving, and it helps my driving-headaches. So comrades, am I compromised now?
Also to hide their hangover half the time.
One guy actually told me that in a serious manner
Weak, I hide my constant hangovers with a countenance of confusion and mild horror