I grew up around 99% chuds and 1% libs. I saw most of the chuds wear sunglasses, and I saw none of the libs wearing them

Because the libs didn't constantly ask me, "Minorities sure are shitty huh?" and the chuds did, I liked the libs more. Takeaway: no sunglasses

But I bought a cheap pair of sunglasses recently for driving, and it helps my driving-headaches. So comrades, am I compromised now?