Say what you want about cops, but at least they look like serious agents of capital and not cosplayers. How do these people even equate their jobs?

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  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    8 months ago

    "stand here and hold this sword and don't move for hours on end. because of tradition."

    They were right to make fun of him. Moron chose that job, he wasn't conscripted. Also him being called "Sherlock" isnt even a good joke but just too far for assault rifle man.

    • blobjim [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      being called "Sherlock" isnt even a good joke

      makes it even better tbh

  • plinky [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    its cause of woke. In good old days of queen's guard they wouldn't have dared to heckle, out of respect for the band

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    8 months ago

    bro if you need to bring another guy with a machine gun over to chastise some teenagers and say you're super duper serious and "not an object of ridicule" on your behalf instead of doing it yourself because you're too scared of me queen's spirit of punishing you, you are literally a clown. I don't care how many years of "special forces" training nonsense you went through. You are a clown paid by taxpayers, but you're lucky that said tax payers will slobber the royal dick

    Now, if the cops were also dressed like 1050s guards, I would cut the loser some slack. But you can't have a guy with a machine gun mogging you like that in front of some girls and demand I take you seriously

  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    That guard needs to git gud and not rely on cop summons.

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    8 months ago

    I thought the guards were allowed to break their human statue act if people harass them? What are those giant hats for if not to headbutt annoying American tourists?

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      In the hermit kingdom, if you speak during guard duty, His Royal Majesty will execute you and your family as punishment.