hello yes I would like to hunt your moderators for sport. it is extremely traumatic that I cannot do this.

why does this site only site ban? why yes, I do have multiple removed comments and have been banned from individual comms.

why is there no public warning system? no, no looking at the mod log at the bottom of every page is too difficult.

When I have one of my comments removed, I should receive at least one DM explaining exactly what I did wrong, why it wasn’t okay, and what the mods will do in the future to prevent me from writing that comment. My actions are their fault.

For instance, my comment with the names, addresses, and social security numbers of every mod was removed. The comment was constructive criticism and contained helpful suggestions (instructions for constructing mail bombs).

I feel very unwelcome by the normal users of this site not allowing me to abuse them. This is just like when I was kicked out of a starbucks for screaming at a barista when they told me they didn’t have oatmilk (just like my mom).

When I get into an argument with a user about the ableist etymology of the word “dolphin”, I expect them to agree with me. This site has a dolphin emoji. Discussing dolphins is ableist. Emojis are ableist. Telling me it is offensive and ableist to claim these things are ableist is ableist.

I was called “a fucking asshole” by one user after I replied to their one sentence comment with six paragraphs in all caps about how they are just like the teacher who locked me in a cage. I have never had a teacher lock me in a cage, but I have thought about it happening and that upset and aroused me. Arousal and desire enrage me and every time I am upset I get aroused. This is your fault, really.

The mods should do press releases for every ban. I should be able to read about the ban reason on the RSS feed I have configured for AP articles. If the AP refuses to publish these, the mods are not trying hard enough.

It is extremely suspicious that mods mass delete slurs. What are they trying to hide? Slurs are a fact of life and are everywhere. I have slurs scratched into my walls with sharpies. I have slurs spray painted throughout my neighborhood. The mods deleting these slurs is just like when those local anarchists beat the shit out of me with bats for drawing a swastika on the side of the local synagogue. It was only chalk.

My own comfort with my maladaptive behaviors always takes priority over the comfort and safety of everyone else. I am not responsible for regulating my own emotions. Telling me to “touch grass” is offensive as I live in a desert and do not have access to grass (this also makes you classist).

Just Asking Questions don’t mind me

  • 18558355324 [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    A game I play is seeing an otherwise benign post with like a 100 comments and try to guess the struggle session

    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      hello great post about pizza. If I was eating pizza and stepped into a transporter beam, would the pizza still be pizza when we arrived at our teleported location? would I still be me? Would I still be pizza? would the pizza die when it was teleported? would I be turned into a sentient ai? I am prepared to argue with you regardless of your answer

      • 18558355324 [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        jesse-wtf

        Clearly the correct answer is that the pizza is not the same pizza. It’s newer pizza and therefore an improvement upon the old flesh, err, I mean pizza. You are totally still you. Sure hope souls are located in the matter since transporter tech hasn’t been upgraded to convert energy into the incorporeal essence of self yet.

      • 18558355324 [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Clearly the correct answer is that the pizza is not the same pizza. It’s newer pizza and therefore an improvement upon the old flesh, err, I mean pizza. You are totally still you. Sure hope souls are located in the grand sum of our matter since transporter tech hasn’t been upgraded to convert energy into the incorporeal essence of self yet.

        • FBI [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          but how can ourselves be real if our pizzas are not real