hello yes I would like to hunt your moderators for sport. it is extremely traumatic that I cannot do this.

why does this site only site ban? why yes, I do have multiple removed comments and have been banned from individual comms.

why is there no public warning system? no, no looking at the mod log at the bottom of every page is too difficult.

When I have one of my comments removed, I should receive at least one DM explaining exactly what I did wrong, why it wasn’t okay, and what the mods will do in the future to prevent me from writing that comment. My actions are their fault.

For instance, my comment with the names, addresses, and social security numbers of every mod was removed. The comment was constructive criticism and contained helpful suggestions (instructions for constructing mail bombs).

I feel very unwelcome by the normal users of this site not allowing me to abuse them. This is just like when I was kicked out of a starbucks for screaming at a barista when they told me they didn’t have oatmilk (just like my mom).

When I get into an argument with a user about the ableist etymology of the word “dolphin”, I expect them to agree with me. This site has a dolphin emoji. Discussing dolphins is ableist. Emojis are ableist. Telling me it is offensive and ableist to claim these things are ableist is ableist.

I was called “a fucking asshole” by one user after I replied to their one sentence comment with six paragraphs in all caps about how they are just like the teacher who locked me in a cage. I have never had a teacher lock me in a cage, but I have thought about it happening and that upset and aroused me. Arousal and desire enrage me and every time I am upset I get aroused. This is your fault, really.

The mods should do press releases for every ban. I should be able to read about the ban reason on the RSS feed I have configured for AP articles. If the AP refuses to publish these, the mods are not trying hard enough.

It is extremely suspicious that mods mass delete slurs. What are they trying to hide? Slurs are a fact of life and are everywhere. I have slurs scratched into my walls with sharpies. I have slurs spray painted throughout my neighborhood. The mods deleting these slurs is just like when those local anarchists beat the shit out of me with bats for drawing a swastika on the side of the local synagogue. It was only chalk.

My own comfort with my maladaptive behaviors always takes priority over the comfort and safety of everyone else. I am not responsible for regulating my own emotions. Telling me to “touch grass” is offensive as I live in a desert and do not have access to grass (this also makes you classist).

Just Asking Questions don’t mind me

    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      This site does not do enough to address my concerns about power users and also I am a power user so should be able to do whatever I want. Having my slurs removed is violence

    • FBI [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Thank you, these are my sincerely felt feelings and I am a very serious person upholding Marxism-Leninism-Gorbachevism thought.

  • FBI [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    I have not received a direct reply from a moderator within the first 3 minutes of posting this. They are attempting to silence me.

    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Responding to my comments with a Swedish chef emoji (a Scandinavian social fascist) is absolutely absurd and I don’t appreciate the circlejerking subtweet.

      It’s also reactionary as fuck to take attempts at constructive criticism for the sake of progress and use them as a basis for derision. “We have enough emojis” is a boomer reaction.

    • FBI [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      How dare you, of course an admin would insinuate all constructive criticism is only coming from a “fed”. There are no feds here and this site’s userbase is too paranoid. Hexbear should start recording all IP addresses to better address the problems I have painstakingly outlined. It should allow selfies to be posted (not allowing selfies is transphobic).

      AMAB means all mids and it is an appropriate comparison to compare janies to cops because I can yell at janies and pretend they are cops. I cannot do this to people at my local DSA meetings anymore after a group of sectarian anarchists dragged me outside and beat the shit out of me with bats. They had no respect for an orthodox anarcho-marxist market socialist leftcom with maupin patsoc characteristics (ancap nazbol)

        • FBI [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          thank you for speaking up and whistleblowing about the alleged developer imprisonment of hexbear developers by hexbear admins and hexbear moderators

      • ShittyWallpaper [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        orthodox anarcho-marxist market socialist leftcom with maupin patsoc characteristics (ancap nazbol)

        As opposed to the reformist anarcho-marxist market socialist leftcom with maupin patsoc characteristics (ancap nazbol)

        • FBI [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          reformist anarcho-marxist market socialist leftcom with maupin patsoc characteristics (ancap nazbol) are opportunists, nothing more, nothing less

    • FBI [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      I am very concerned that this site allows me to grant comments and posts “gold” awards, the infiltration of these emoji into the codebase is new. I know this because I have memorized every single emoji on this site and take exceptional personal and intellectual pride in all of my accomplishments.

      I do not need to check the opensource codebase to confirm because I know my confidence is well founded. You cannot gas light me into believing anything else and it is not at all fucked up for me to use this kind of language in reference to incredibly insignificant online trivia.

      :gold-anarchist: :gold-ancom: :gold-demsoc: :gold-antifa: :gold-communist:

      Clearly these show that the mods have locked a number of devs into a mineshaft and are forcing them to secretly code monetization and revenue features. These devs are also drugged up on ketamine and wired into iron lungs. It is the only reasonable possibility. Hexbear is secretly a VC funded start up, this is my truth and I am speaking truth to power. I am only bringing this up because I like this site and want it to do better (tm)

    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      What part was not clear enough? I value succinct and clear writing which enumerates my extensive capacity for sanctimonious posturing, in such that when I betake myself to the succeeding tête-à-tête, there can be no uncertainty I have soberly performed the articulation of my ideologies within a dialectical context.

    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Responding to my comments with a laughing emoji is absolutely absurd and I don’t appreciate the circlejerking subtweet.

      It’s also reactionary as fuck to take attempts at constructive criticism for the sake of progress and use them as a basis for derision. “We have enough emojis” is a boomer reaction.

      • HauntedBySpectacle [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        When I have one of my comments removed, I should receive at least one DM explaining exactly what I did wrong, why it wasn’t okay, and what the mods will do in the future to prevent me from writing that comment. My actions are their fault.

        For instance, my comment with the names, addresses, and social security numbers of every mod was removed. The comment was constructive criticism and contained helpful suggestions (instructions for constructing mail bombs).

        I agree with you on this bit, those are good posts, whereas:

        When I get into an argument with a user about the ableist etymology of the word “dolphin”, I expect them to agree with me. This site has a dolphin emoji. Discussing dolphins is ableist. Emojis are ableist. Telling me it is offensive and ableist to claim these things are ableist is ableist.

        not feeling this :pog-dolphin: :pog-dolphin: :pog-dolphin:

        • FBI [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          why are you posting dolphins. I already explained why they are not okay and will not elaborate or clearly articulate this further. the movie “flipper” is basically my personal vietnam. I see no way how communicating like this could be offensive and exhausting to others. this site is not safe for everyone like me and when I am personally aggrieved I expect either a phone call or home visit from members of this community. you will bring offerings for the porpoise shrine in my living room (PORPOISE ARE NOT A DOLPHIN)

    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I have spent a generous apportionment of time alone with my thoughts, reading theory, sculpting the muscles of my mind. I am pristine, an adonis, a platonic construct.

      There is an idea of a power user, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can read my post and see my up comments upbearing yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

        • FBI [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          A wise and true steward of theory, encouraging to see that Hexbear has an emoji of him alongside Marx (where he belongs)

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    instead of a modlog we should have a strugglelog where bad posts are hyperlinked so I can never miss out on drama --- non-existent mods please I beg you hear my call :stalin-heart:

    • 18558355324 [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      A game I play is seeing an otherwise benign post with like a 100 comments and try to guess the struggle session

      • FBI [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        hello great post about pizza. If I was eating pizza and stepped into a transporter beam, would the pizza still be pizza when we arrived at our teleported location? would I still be me? Would I still be pizza? would the pizza die when it was teleported? would I be turned into a sentient ai? I am prepared to argue with you regardless of your answer

        • 18558355324 [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          :jesse-wtf:

          Clearly the correct answer is that the pizza is not the same pizza. It’s newer pizza and therefore an improvement upon the old flesh, err, I mean pizza. You are totally still you. Sure hope souls are located in the matter since transporter tech hasn’t been upgraded to convert energy into the incorporeal essence of self yet.

        • 18558355324 [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Clearly the correct answer is that the pizza is not the same pizza. It’s newer pizza and therefore an improvement upon the old flesh, err, I mean pizza. You are totally still you. Sure hope souls are located in the grand sum of our matter since transporter tech hasn’t been upgraded to convert energy into the incorporeal essence of self yet.

          • FBI [none/use name]
            hexagon
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            2 years ago

            but how can ourselves be real if our pizzas are not real

    • FBI [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      this is a stand-alone plea to the mods and admins to reconsider their "party line" on a number of topics. In particular, their resistance to publicly communicate a growth strategy with KPIs and a quarterly review process to assess milestones and market readiness.