"Call me back"

Dawg tell me what you need from me first, how hard is it

Then I get an email just to say they left a voicemail

I'm 100% certain whatever question they have for me could be handled via email, what is this, I don't want to get out of bed I was finally sleeping

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    i have my work shit set up so if someone is enough of a pervert to leave me a voice mail, it emails me a wav file of it. that way i can quickly seek it for the relevant details, and if they're an idiot, it's easy to import it into a video, put some demeaning graphic up, screw with the pitch, and blast it online.

    the lesson here is, don't ever leave shitty voice mails. because of me.