Is this an Android thing or is this just smartphones now?

My god the amount of features on this piece of garbage. The amount of poking and prodding to get me to use all these "gestures" and "biometrics" and god knows what.

My phone turned on do not disturb mode for some goddamn reason. Probably some stupid shit like it's set to pick up on my stress levels from pocket vibrations and intuit that I'd prefer not to be disturbed right now.

Where's the just-be-a-phone setting? I missed a fuck load of calls because it was busy doing things for me.