In a new study conducted by the National Institute of General Medical Sciences, findings suggest that engaging in online discourse of any kind is equivalent to smoking five packs of cigarettes in one day. “The general public seems to know that reading discourse can be pretty stressful and po
  • robinn_IV
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    9 months ago

    "It turns out that reading conflicting opinions from more than 50 people online can be detrimental to both your mind and body.”

    I'm practically on my deathbed

  • TheSpectreOfGay [he/him, she/her]
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    9 months ago

    i dont smoke but my partner thinks smoking is kinda hot. gotta fight with more people online to become the hottest ever soviet-huff

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Woah, 5 packs? Shitposting is free! I'd have to spend 80$ if i wanted to look this cool using ciggies

    I want everyone to know that i was hoping this was true bc it'd either give me a reason to log off and go live in a cave waiting for the end of the world, or it'd hasten the sweet release of death.

  • davel [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    I’m triggering the libs, slowly, with carcinoma.

  • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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    9 months ago

    Moderators are basically fentanyl. Even if you're just by them you're liable to be harmed.

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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      9 months ago

      Oh my god. A mod is in the thread. I need to get out of here.

      no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

  • gramxi [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    my brain getting 5 packs of cigs every 20 minutes explains why I never got hooked on anything

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    TIL that normies are so annoyingly stupid that they're an actual health hazard. Conservatism is cancer.

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      This is a satire article but I imagine the stress social media causes people does have some life shortening properties.